Cassandra Saturn
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Post by Cassandra Saturn on Aug 1, 2016 17:37:22 GMT -8
as title says. what were your WTF moments? mine were.. WhyWhen you're playing pokemon Go, your mother scares the heck out of you by playing as a Trainer Misty in her "Misty" outfit and steals your ipad to play Pokemon Go What the hell? She's woman! Not a young girl. Why why...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2016 17:52:27 GMT -8
Well.......it still makes me shudder to think about it, but the event comes in 2 stages......as if one stage wasn't enough.
Soon after my mom divorced my dad, she and her new boyfriend were practically inseparable. I was around 14 at the time. During one such afternoon, I just assumed they were watching TV in her bedroom so I knocked because I needed something. She ignored me. I knocked again. She ignored me. I knocked LOUDER. She ignored me.
*my thought bubble* "ah fuck this shit!!!"
Famous last words. I barged in.....and there they were, banging away like Energizer bunnies in fast-forward. Enough said.
Stage 2: a few hours later they left and I went into her room to find an extension cord (she tended to hoard them). The gap between the bottom of the bed and the floor was tiny so I couldn't just look under it. I made my sister reach and grope blindly. She found no extension cord, but she did find a huge orange dildo........she said it was "sticky".
Sucked to be her.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2016 18:02:30 GMT -8
"I made my sister reach and grope blindly." Of all the hilarious filth in this post, this has to be the filthiest
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2016 18:21:01 GMT -8
"I made my sister reach and grope blindly."
Of all the hilarious filth in this post, this has to be the filthiest Well.........she had better reach and flexibility. It was just.....common sense to make her go in there. And boy did it pay off.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2016 18:31:45 GMT -8
Cassandra, don't feel so bad about your mom stealing your ipad to play Pokemon. Actually that makes it a good thing, she's still young at heart and knows how to appreciate today's technology.
My mom can't even turn on a computer. Me and her might as well be not related, we have nothing in common. And she's a homophobe to boot so you can safely assume there's a canyon between us.
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sartoz
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Post by sartoz on Aug 2, 2016 11:59:28 GMT -8
<<<<<<<<<<(0)>>>>>>>>>
When the smell of my dog dirt kept following me as I walked in the back yard's uncut grass, only to realize I stepped on it and was pasted on the sole of my shoe.
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opuspace
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Post by opuspace on Aug 2, 2016 18:37:03 GMT -8
I once got flashed by an elderly lady in California. Never have I wanted to dig my eyes out with a spoon before.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2016 20:37:35 GMT -8
Sartoz: is the shoe still alive?
Opuspace: at least you didn't get your bum grabbed by an old woman. It's happened to me twice. Needless to say I did NOT enjoy it.
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