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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:15:02 GMT -8
Which type of healthy dessert is popular in hospitals?... A medi-jelly (or the American equivalent of a medi-jello)
How do Salarians describe others with an emotionless face?... They say they have two Solus black eyes looking back at them.
Who do the Asari consult with if they want to make a paella?... Serrice Council
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:15:56 GMT -8
What did Falere say to Rila when Rila wanted to leave home?... Stasis!
Who is the most popular green singer in the universe?... Adrell (she takes a break on the Citadel)
What is a common question on Dekuuna? Is it an Elcor moose?
What does a greedy Hanar say when out on a shopping spree?... "This one would like this one and this one and this one..."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:18:28 GMT -8
Why can't you walk to Peak 15?... It was a 'snow go' area. If a guard caught you, they're obligated to shout "Freeze!". (Icy, what you did there )
How does Shepard describe the amazing Macha Doyle?... "Water Woman!" I wouldn't stand too close to her though because she has a pumping problem.
What type of drink is Shepard familiar with?... Shots Miranda's not to be outdone though as I've overheard her saying her shots were fired.
A person who doesn't like pistols may prefer the automattock.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:20:32 GMT -8
Why shouldn't you take David Archer to the woods?... He gets easily distracted and always tries to find square roots.
What is the Consort's bashful alter ego called?... Shy'ira
How does Harrot encourage visitors to his emporium?... By having Omega sale.
Where would you find singers on the Citadel?... Chorus Den
Morinth: Have you heard about this Elcor artist? Nef: It's something I've forta-bout
Why are the Rachni expert tea makers?... Because they have specialists known as brewed warriors.
What are fans of the Apex predator known as?... Leviafans
How did Thane find Kolyat?... Well, first he had to lay down a mousetrap.
Why is Morinth so special?... Her jeans are different from most other Asari.
What is Jona Sederis's favourite song?... Total Eclipse Of The Heart.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:21:33 GMT -8
In the Mass Effect universe, What is the most popular vegetarian milk substitute? Zorya milk.
What did Shepard say when Tali's father was found?... We've a Rael problem here.
What happened to the refinery workers on Zorya?... They were fired.
Did you hear how Microsoft create AI apples?... By using AI cores.
How long did it take to write Mordin?... Weekes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:22:25 GMT -8
How do Quarian children talk?... They use a speech bubble.
Shepard went to buy some thermal clips at the gun store. The clerk was busy and told Shepard... "Don't worry this will only take am-mo"
Why do the Geth avoid using Microsoft operating systems?... They don't like using Windows.
What is a popular magazine among Cerberus operatives?... TIMe magazine.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:23:03 GMT -8
What would Wrex have done if Shepard wasn't at the summit?... He would have knocked the Salarian on her Dalatrass.
Why did Subject Zero dress up as Harbinger for Halloween?... To become "Jack The Reaper"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:25:00 GMT -8
The Normandy crew were discussing what type of bird to have on the ship. When the conversation was over, Liara went to speak with manshep who just came out of the shower. Liara turned to Shepard and told him: "evidently, it should be a peacock" In the Mass Effect universe, what is a common scarecrow alternative?... A Krogan Why is Xen known as one of the most prolific arms dealers in the Andromeda game?... because everyone ends up using Ark pistols. Andromeda is going to be a tempestuous ride to say the least. What do you call Mordin when he wants to freeze everything in sight?... A Cryo-practor. Where do the people of Belgrade get their toys?... Cerbe-R-Us What did Shepard say to the Krogan who wants to eat fish?... "You'll find some in the embassies" The captain who was posted at the nuclear reactor had an easy job. She had... a life of Riley. Mass Effect is like a traditional roleplaying game, some people were mad because they didn't have enough MP to see the end scene. Others said the ending left them breathless.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:25:45 GMT -8
What type of weapon shoots vegetables at enemies?... The Geth Pulse Rifle
How do Vanguards power up their biotic phone?... They use their biotic charger.
What do heavy weapons researchers say when they need to rest and eat some dinner?... "We Ava-lanche break"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:26:42 GMT -8
When is the best day to use incendiary ammo?... Frydays
What did Shepard feel when encountering Dr Wayne?... It was Toomb much to take in.
What do scientists shout in Cerberus constipation clinics?... "Enemas everywhere!"
Rannoch is in a divided state. The North Quarians want to be left alone and be isolated from the rest of the galaxy. The South Quarians are on constant alert from the North and are more sociable of the two. The leader of the North Quarians is Kim Jon-a.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:28:04 GMT -8
What type of lavish sausages does Kasumi prefer?... Flashbangers
Liara smoothers enemies with her biotics so her enemies can't... breave.
What do you call a curve of Cerberus snipers?... Your Arc-Nemesis.
Did you hear about the Krogan magicians?... They pull a vanishing act before you can say "Kro-gone".
What type of gifts do Adepts give their enemies?... Pullovers.
Where do the younger Asari go to manufacture goods?... I think it's China because a lot of the products say "Maiden China".
What does Wrex bet in roulette?... evens.
What is an Adept's favourite exercise?... Pull-ups.
How do you save money food shopping?... By taking a 10 pound Vorcha with you.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:29:25 GMT -8
What day did Shepard touch down on Haestrom?... Sunday
What does Shepard think when facing a heavy mech up-close?... Y...M...I...R
What did the VS say to Shepard when they met in ME2?... "You need to open Horizon see what Cerberus is really up to!"
The Thorian is a... Ferosious creature.
How does EDI stay in shape?... She eats a staple diet.
How do people in Mass Effect cut back their rosebush?... They use a specialised Fornax.
What does the cameraman say about Miranda's outfit?... "It's cracking!"
Miranda likes to interrupt Shepard by... butting in.
Did you hear about the Geth shop what sells vacuum cleaners?... A Geth unit can be heard shouting "Get your Dyson sphere!"
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