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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 4:57:08 GMT -8
What did Shepard have in Mass Effect 3 (in comparison to 2)?... A crew cut.
How do Quarians cover up their suits?... They use masking tape.
Why did Liara liquify the Shadow Broker?... She wanted a yahgurt.
A crew member died on the Suicide Mission while they were hacking... it was a vent full to say the least.
What did Tali find out about Haelstrom?... It doesn't matter.
Liara wanted a drink when she was working on the Prothean Archives... she was heard saying: "I wish I had a Mars bar".
How did Shepard check the crew's inner-self?... By checking on Dr Chakras.
The Alliance doesn't have enough protection from the weather... Anderson said: "it's a major coats problem".
What did Cortez suffer from when searching for the Leviathan?... A Kodiak arrest.
Why were the Quarians unaware of Tali's father's activities?... Alareis were shut.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 4:58:03 GMT -8
What happened when Joker took is LI to a local pub?... She became the village EDIot.
Why do I make a lot of Mass Effect puns?... I have too much space between the ears.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 4:59:25 GMT -8
What happened to Private Campbell in the Citadel DLC?... She was mugged.
Shepard's pet is a celebrity... I heard there's a hamstar on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.
Why shouldn't you kiss Diana?... She has Allertosis.
Which side mission in Mass Effect 2 is infuriating to complete?... Jarrahe Station because it can leave you pretty steamed.
In the Leviathan DLC, you should stick close to James because he knows hoe to get a head in life.
What did James say to the Volus in the Citadel DLC?... "You want a pizza me!"
Shepard tried to surprise Tali but she already Zorah coming.
What did Shepard have in the Citadel DLC?... A Clonic.
What did Wrex say to Subject Zero when offering some pastry?... "Do you want some, pyjak".
Shepard went to get his/her hair cut and the scissors were too cold. Shepard said: "Hey! I wanted a thermal clip"
One Shepard class was an experiment of new ideas... it was the class of avan'guard.
How do Batarians rest their head to sleep?... They use a Pillar Of Strength.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:00:47 GMT -8
Why does Garrus drink Whiskey?... He always turns to the spirits in a time of crisis.
What did Renegade Shepard do with Liara's info drone?... Pushed it off a glyph.
What's Kirrahe's favourite human song?... Hold The Line - Toto.
The Peak 15 puzzle was also know as... the Tower Of Hanoi-ance.
Why should you avoid having sex with a Salarian?... You might end up with a STG.
One type of heavy weapon does tremendous damage. Shepard likes m'cain carnage.
The Geth are probably good samurais because they have experience in hacking opponents.
Some Asari are elitist/classist snobs who look down on all the poorbloods.
Kasumi is thinking about being a pugilist when she retires... she will be known as 'Kasumi the Grayboxer'. If you didn't like this Kasumi pun, you can Goto hell.
How much does Avina weigh?... About a hologram.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:04:15 GMT -8
Why is Aria a social drinker?... She tries to get everyone out on the lash.
Why don't Cerberus throw people in prison?... They have a small number of cells.
Why doesn't Thane talk about his past?... He doesn't like to Drell on history.
What happened when Tali went into the local antique collectors?... She was thrown out because the owner is an antiquarian.
Did you hear about Bioware putting Harbinger on a pillow case?... That's unexpected reapercussions.
What role did Legion have when escaping the Dreadnought?... The Gethaway Driver.
What did Wrex say when the Krogan were cured?... "Aralakh is finally changing"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:05:12 GMT -8
What does Subject Zero say when she wins a bet?... JACKPOT!
How will Tali build her home?... By Rock-et
Shepard used a heavy weapon against a thirsty opponent... because it was dehydrated.
Did you hear about the Hanar Gordon Sumner impersonator?... It was Blasto The Jellyfish Sting.
Where do you find Mass Effect crops?... In Mass Effect fields.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:06:39 GMT -8
What day did Shepard visit Haestrom?... On Fryday.
Hackett: I've got a special job for you Shepard in Egypt on the canal. Shepard: I cannot do that sir. I'm not doing another Suez-side mission.
What type of precipitation do Reapers prefer?... Sove-rain
What did Javik say to Jack when looking at her head?... "I can see you don't have a 'airlock"
What did Shepard say to the Blood Pack leader?... "That's no way to Kreete me!"
Shepard's first introduction to Javik is... touching.
Shepard had a crew chat on whether to help Kahlee. The debate was... academic.
Morinth targeted a defenceless woman on Omega... she's a nefarious character.
A Mass Effect squad consisting of an Engineer Shepard, Tali and Garrus might be tech-ing things too far.
After the events of Mass Effect, The Illusive Man said Miranda always wanted to betray Cerberus. How did Miranda reply?... She said it was a baseless accusation.
Shepard's final meeting with The Illusive Man and Anderson had varying tones. The Illusive Man wanted to turn the air blue and Anderson was seeing red.
What did Shepard say to the Quarian on Omega?... "I Kenn help"
What did Shepard say when helping the Salarians on Omega?... "Ish he for real?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:07:46 GMT -8
Did you hear about the movie where Blasto plays a cannibal?... He plays a character called Hanarbal Lecter.
The Protheans came up with the original idea though because they had a movie called... Hannicol Lector.
Some people didn't like the ME3 ending because it was too... childish.
Did you see Kai Leng's impersonation of a pigeon?... It was during his coup attempt.
It's a dangerous place in the kitchen of the Normandy. Shepard wanted extra security and said "I want a gard-n-er".
Thane found out about Leng's drinking problem in the Citadel Coup. Thane was shocked to see Kai Leng'stab.
What make of harvester is popular among farmers across the universe?... The Elkoss combine.
What does Harbinger say when he wants to drink from a cup?... Assuming direct control of this vessel.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:08:29 GMT -8
What happened when Kal was struck by the Geth Colossus on Haestrom?... Reegar-mortis set in.
What did Shepard say to Kaidan during the Coup standoff?... "I see we have a Major problem today!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:09:46 GMT -8
What sport did the Protheans excel at?... Discus (well they did leave a lot of Prothean Discs all over the place )
Asari royalty expected some elegant transport but they were left disappointed because justicar was waiting.
Why did Shepard shoot the scientist?... because he knew Mordin he should've.
Exo-geni corporation is a place that collects useless magical lamps.
What race is good at handling a football?... The Keepers
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:10:22 GMT -8
Why was EDI shocked when she was at the VI stage?...
She got mooned.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:10:56 GMT -8
If Harbinger wanted to play Mass Effect 2, it would play the... Collector's edition.
Benezia went to Noveria because it Peaked her interest.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:12:35 GMT -8
How did Shepard find out about Project Overlord?... By seeing David on the extranet.
And what did David say to his rescuers?... "Atlas-t you're finally arrived"
How do Eskimos keep out the sun?... They put a snowblind round their igloo.
Shepard wanted to know where Grunt found an acorn. Grunt points to the nearby tree and says: "From the Okeer!"
Jedore is a French character I love.
Some of clan Urdnot have started intertwining materials in their spare time. Thy call this pastime Wreaving.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:13:16 GMT -8
Where does Victus go for clothes shopping?... Primarch
How did Okeer make a sandwich?... He put some filling between some tank bred.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 5:14:18 GMT -8
What did Shepard say when releasing Dr Archer's brother?... "Now, I have your un-davided attention"
What did Grunt say when getting releasing?... "Tank you!"
Which country appreciates the Quarian companion the most?... Itali
What did Traynor do when the Normandy was overrun with enemies?... She brushed the whole thing off!
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